11 December 2019

matrixmann: Irgendwas ist hier gründlich schiefgelaufen... (Something's happened here...)
How many millionaires does it take to screw a bulb in?
Countless - because each millionaire is too lazy and thinks it's plebs' work to do such a thing.

Wie nennt man einen Veganer noch? - Fleisch aus Pflanzen.
(What do you call a vegan as well? - Meat made from plants.)

Wie bekommt man einen Smombie dazu, Fitnesstraining zu machen?
Laufband an, nicht zu schnell, und dann lass ihn auf sein Handy starren.
(How do you get a smombie to do fitness training?
Switch on the treadmill, adjust a slow tempo, and then let him stare on his phone.)

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