The impossible

[matrixmann]

Was essen Veganer und Vegetarier eigentlich, wenn sie zu Zombies geworden sind?

What do vegans and veggies actually eat when they've turned into zombies?

Comments

[onb2017.livejournal.com]

That's a good one.

I also wondered if they could eat each other at all. Because what happens after they have eaten every single person? And what do people that run away from zombies eat? I mean people under normal circumstances have famines let alone with whole bunch of zombies running around.

[matrixmann]

I keep telling people if there's a sudden lack in food, just learn some address of a tinned food manufacturer by heart - and make your way there. That's a place you will be able to find food.

[onb2017.livejournal.com]

Some are too dumb to open a can.

[matrixmann]

Admittedly, it's getting hard if you don't have an opener.
Kill a knife for opening one, I think it is.
(Well, still better than starving, isn't it?)